Well, I'm not sure what other word there is to use. You do have designs for her hand someday, don't you?
[RIP Cliff.]
The point is, we have a connection through Coco.
And yes, I suppose it's lackluster, though that feels a little strange to say about a machine that replicates food. I will grab the pan and see you shortly.
[no he's not avoiding the question what are you talking about]
Right? Thing is weird But it's like if they can make them sick then why not JUST make awesome ones Plus I'm gonna undercook this meat and die, robot overlords
Well, I was thinking because wolves eat raw meat but humans can't, or shouldn't at least, so if you undercooked something, would eating it as wolf make it safe or would you be doomed to a very horrible time the moment you changed back? You get what I mean? For record, I don't think you should test this.
I ate steak tartare when I was in France, that's raw But my point is still the same: it doesn't matter because I'm not going around eating things as a wolf If some other Animal Person shows up you can ask them Or maybe Eliza would know, idk
I have no idea what that is. I guess it would feel a little less dignified if you're used to eating things with utensils. You've mentioned Eliza before. Who is she?
If I say steak tartare is raw meat you should be able to figure it out? It's raw ground steak with seasoning I guess, that's literally it
She's Oscar's witch friend We don't get along but she's alright Way more help most of the time than the white faced bear since she actually tells me things Vegetarian though Real fucked up
I mean I knew there was something wrong with me and no one else Actual magic and monsters are so secret it took 16 years for me to learn what I actually was
It was called the veil in timeline c, but that's gone now Lot of fun getting to be picked up by Pepita at the airport But I still wasn't bit until recently so yeah it was new
Something wrong? You know, I completely understand the feeling, but, I don't think there's anything wrong with you. The wolf thing is strange to me, but it's not wrong.
That does sound fun. Though not so much being bit. Was that harder? The adapting as opposed to the hiding.
[ughhhhh this is all becoming a lot of talk about things that aren't very fun, actually, and he just wanted to make weird food with a belated-birthday boy!]
You keep answering. I keep pausing to text you back because one hand is holding a pan and the other is holding a cane and I have to stop to hold the phone. This is all very difficult, you know.
[Well, that solves that. From there, he doesn't take much time at all. He heads up to cliff place and sets down the can again only to knock at the door.
Once upon, he greets Cliff with a grin and the pan offered out.]
[Cliff's pretty pleased, too. He got to dodge TWO uncomfortable conversations by changing the subject today! Back in the groove. He accepts the pan, then uses it to gesture into the apartment, inviting Héctor in.]
I was able to borrow a bunch of stuff from Kai and them. Dunno if any of it's going to be good when we put boiled sugar on it or whatever, but I'm excited to find out.
[That's why there's significantly less theft. Still some theft. Like, they were cool with him using their replicator, but he got everything at a time no one was home and did his customary entry via window. He left using the door! He didn't mess with anything else! It's fine.]
You have no idea. [About the sharing. Can you believe Kaito has two hands???] Shinji and Kyoko are less cool about stuff, but that's just because they're nerds. They're "good", so of course they're okay with sharing food. They have a ton of upgrades, since at least the guys have been here for two years. Dunno about Kyoko.
[Totally fine. Not even theft. It's just... borrowing! Forever.
He snorts at Cliff's assessment of them.]
You sure they're not just picking on you? Kyoko saw me fight a worm and knows I'm a sinner and she still treats me just fine. [He's teasing, and his grin is evident of it. But, Kyoko has treated him remarkably kind considering. Maybe she doesn't realize he is also A Criminal.
[Hm, sucks to be all three of them, then, but at least they were happy togethet doing their thing, whatever the fuck it was. He doesn't get this incomplete triangle shit, man.]
I wish they were just picking on me. I think I almost got Kai in trouble...and Kyoko actually thought I was fourteen. Do I look fourteen?
[He's still incredulous.]
They're just, you know. Uptight, but in a nice way? Crazy to think this has all been going on that long, though.
[...Well. Three years is probably nothing to Héctor, at this point. But he did still track his age, so time mattered, right?]
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You do know we aren't married right
I've been here as long as we've been dating now
[Which is fucked up and he has a fight to pick with someone out there.]
Maybe an extra pan?
Your replicator is shit too right so there's nothing I don't have?
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You do have designs for her hand someday, don't you?
[RIP Cliff.]
The point is, we have a connection through Coco.
And yes, I suppose it's lackluster, though that feels a little strange to say about a machine that replicates food.
I will grab the pan and see you shortly.
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[no he's not avoiding the question what are you talking about]
Right? Thing is weird
But it's like if they can make them sick then why not JUST make awesome ones
Plus I'm gonna undercook this meat and die, robot overlords
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[Mmhmm.]
You're talking to the guy who's amazed by microwaves and washing machines.
This is entirely beyond me.
Maybe it's beyond them.
You're better off overdoing it if you're worried.
Unless you can handle it as a wolf.
Does it make a difference what form you're in?
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[He's well aware he's like thirty years off.]
I don't know why it would but I don't really eat as a wolf?
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Well, I was thinking because wolves eat raw meat but humans can't, or shouldn't at least, so if you undercooked something, would eating it as wolf make it safe or would you be doomed to a very horrible time the moment you changed back? You get what I mean?
For record, I don't think you should test this.
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I ate steak tartare when I was in France, that's raw
But my point is still the same: it doesn't matter because I'm not going around eating things as a wolf
If some other Animal Person shows up you can ask them
Or maybe Eliza would know, idk
And for the record, yes I can eat chocolate
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I guess it would feel a little less dignified if you're used to eating things with utensils.
You've mentioned Eliza before. Who is she?
Noted on record.
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It's raw ground steak with seasoning I guess, that's literally it
She's Oscar's witch friend
We don't get along but she's alright
Way more help most of the time than the white faced bear since she actually tells me things
Vegetarian though
Real fucked up
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I don't know
Professional? Safe? Appetizing?
than a hunk of slimy meat.
You've got a lot of magic in both your worlds, huh?
And what's so messed up about vegetarian?
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And I dunno, I guess?
Not that I knew about any of it
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Except for being a wolf.
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Except to keep me from doing sports and stuff
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Actual magic and monsters are so secret it took 16 years for me to learn what I actually was
It was called the veil in timeline c, but that's gone now
Lot of fun getting to be picked up by Pepita at the airport
But I still wasn't bit until recently so yeah it was new
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You know, I completely understand the feeling, but, I don't think there's anything wrong with you.
The wolf thing is strange to me, but it's not wrong.
That does sound fun.
Though not so much being bit.
Was that harder?
The adapting as opposed to the hiding.
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dude what is taking you so long???
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I keep pausing to text you back because one hand is holding a pan and the other is holding a cane and I have to stop to hold the phone.
This is all very difficult, you know.
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Once upon, he greets Cliff with a grin and the pan offered out.]
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I was able to borrow a bunch of stuff from Kai and them. Dunno if any of it's going to be good when we put boiled sugar on it or whatever, but I'm excited to find out.
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I'd say you sound like a kid in a candy store but that just about is the case given the sugar. Nice of the lot of them to be willing to share.
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[That's why there's significantly less theft. Still some theft. Like, they were cool with him using their replicator, but he got everything at a time no one was home and did his customary entry via window. He left using the door! He didn't mess with anything else! It's fine.]
You have no idea. [About the sharing. Can you believe Kaito has two hands???] Shinji and Kyoko are less cool about stuff, but that's just because they're nerds. They're "good", so of course they're okay with sharing food. They have a ton of upgrades, since at least the guys have been here for two years. Dunno about Kyoko.
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He snorts at Cliff's assessment of them.]
You sure they're not just picking on you? Kyoko saw me fight a worm and knows I'm a sinner and she still treats me just fine. [He's teasing, and his grin is evident of it. But, Kyoko has treated him remarkably kind considering. Maybe she doesn't realize he is also A Criminal.
He adds, softer;]
It's been two years for her too.
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I wish they were just picking on me. I think I almost got Kai in trouble...and Kyoko actually thought I was fourteen. Do I look fourteen?
[He's still incredulous.]
They're just, you know. Uptight, but in a nice way? Crazy to think this has all been going on that long, though.
[...Well. Three years is probably nothing to Héctor, at this point. But he did still track his age, so time mattered, right?]
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