Well. I've already been to Hell and I did promise. So, yes, okay, I'll go and ask for some. But I'm supervising, which I also promised. Where am I meeting you and what do you want? Also, if you boast about this to anyone I will think of some very serious consequence, mark my words.
[He was pleased for like two whole seconds, then he ruined it.]
I don't need a babysitter I wasn't even going to be drinking alone but you're being all embarrassing about it If you stay you have to be cool and not like a dad
I didn't ask if you wanted one. I said if I was getting you drinks I'd be sitting in and making sure things were okay. That part was never in negotiation. You also didn't say you wanted me to get stuff for other people. Getting drinks for you goes against being a dad automatically, I have to cover the rest of the bases.
So, what I'm hearing is, you're both going to drink together without my help whether I like it or not and that's the reason you want my help? Not feeling a whole lot of grattitude at the moment.
I want your help because otherwise I have to steal it and no way is it going to be as easy as back home You don't drink right? So inviting you is weird Anyway you already invited yourself
I won't be grateful about someone getting on my case I was going to thank you before all that
You got on my case first. I thought it was just going to be you hanging around me with a drink, which is what I agreed to. You want a drink with this girl that bad?
If it's more than just you then I am going to have to "babysit" as you put it. And it'll be awkward. And also, if something goes wrong, and if I end up back in hell again one day, I'm going to have to get whatever stupid thing happens carved into me along with "provided alcohol to minors" and wear that embarrassing scar for the next who knows how long.
We're just bored and want to have fun it's not a big deal I'm not going to get completely wasted with someone I barely know, so chill out a little okay? You're not leading me down a path of sin and nothing is going to go wrong If you're staying then you have to hang out like a friend
Whisky's good
[And after getting Farrah to stop naming brands he doesn't know, JUST SAY WHAT KIND -- ]
Rum, tequila, and vodka
Beer's alright but Europe totally ruined the stuff back home for me Way better in France
Oh I want to try sake too The stuff at Kai's place is for cooking so it was nasty
Bored enough to consider stealing alcohol from robots. [He's not judging, he would've done the same at Cliff's age, but that's exactly the point.] Hey, am I not "chill" and a friend enough in doing this? And I'm worried for my soul, not yours.
I'm getting one of those. Maybe two small-sized. Liquor bottles aren't cheap. How's a small whiskey and maybe tequila sound?
[Oh. Great. It'll be someone who knows him personally then when he carries armloads of liquor and then two utterly trashed teenagers turn up. That's great news.]
It is literally impossible to not be weird. Everyone in these worlds is weird. Accept that the weird is happening.
It is bullshit but the dumb marks were very real.
Alright, whiskey, rum, tequila, a bottle of that sake thing. Is Farrah meeting you at your place?
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I've already been to Hell and I did promise.
So, yes, okay, I'll go and ask for some.
But I'm supervising, which I also promised.
Where am I meeting you and what do you want?
Also, if you boast about this to anyone I will think of some very serious consequence, mark my words.
[He can't believe he's doing this.]
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I don't need a babysitter
I wasn't even going to be drinking alone but you're being all embarrassing about it
If you stay you have to be cool and not like a dad
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I said if I was getting you drinks I'd be sitting in and making sure things were okay.
That part was never in negotiation.
You also didn't say you wanted me to get stuff for other people.
Getting drinks for you goes against being a dad automatically, I have to cover the rest of the bases.
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I promise nothing else, but I'm heading out the door.
Who's the friend?
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Farrah
She's the girl that taught you about boomers
We're just going to find some other way to get some so you might as well bring enough for her too
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So, what I'm hearing is, you're both going to drink together without my help whether I like it or not and that's the reason you want my help?
Not feeling a whole lot of grattitude at the moment.
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You don't drink right? So inviting you is weird
Anyway you already invited yourself
I won't be grateful about someone getting on my case
I was going to thank you before all that
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I thought it was just going to be you hanging around me with a drink, which is what I agreed to.
You want a drink with this girl that bad?
If it's more than just you then I am going to have to "babysit" as you put it.
And it'll be awkward.
And also, if something goes wrong, and if I end up back in hell again one day, I'm going to have to get whatever stupid thing happens carved into me along with "provided alcohol to minors" and wear that embarrassing scar for the next who knows how long.
Anyway, what do you like?
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I'm not going to get completely wasted with someone I barely know, so chill out a little okay?
You're not leading me down a path of sin and nothing is going to go wrong
If you're staying then you have to hang out like a friend
Whisky's good
[And after getting Farrah to stop naming brands he doesn't know, JUST SAY WHAT KIND -- ]
Rum, tequila, and vodka
Beer's alright but Europe totally ruined the stuff back home for me
Way better in France
Oh I want to try sake too
The stuff at Kai's place is for cooking so it was nasty
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[He's not judging, he would've done the same at Cliff's age, but that's exactly the point.]
Hey, am I not "chill" and a friend enough in doing this?
And I'm worried for my soul, not yours.
I'm getting one of those. Maybe two small-sized.
Liquor bottles aren't cheap.
How's a small whiskey and maybe tequila sound?
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They don't exactly have gas station stores around
Wait shit you don't know what those are
You know what I mean
Don't be weird when you get here
And don't pretend like Hell isn't bullshit
I can transfer some $ hold on
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It is literally impossible to not be weird.
Everyone in these worlds is weird.
Accept that the weird is happening.
It is bullshit but the dumb marks were very real.
Alright, whiskey, rum, tequila, a bottle of that sake thing.
Is Farrah meeting you at your place?
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We're just hanging out but we can go to my place
She's probably freezing actually
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Go get her inside.
I'll be there soon.