unpocoloco: (Wounded)
Héctor ([personal profile] unpocoloco) wrote2019-09-03 07:16 pm

IC Inbox For Penance


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[personal profile] opheliaafterdeath 2020-03-25 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nekane sure doesn't care. It wouldn't be the first time they've 'borrowed' something and it sure won't be the last. And it's not like there's a super important chair in Hell anyway.

"Both." Because go big or go home. "We can make a playground or something."

And because it's them, they do think about the options present between their room and Héctor. But they don't answer that because they also realize the implication they themself set because this was the first place they chose to hide in. They could have hid in their own room or hell, even have gone so far to hide in the club itself. But no. Héctor's place.

Maybe he'll buy the excuse the reason why Nekane doesn't answer is because they've suddenly stuffed a whole pop tart into their mouth.
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[personal profile] opheliaafterdeath 2020-03-25 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
They twist around so they can shoot Héctor a very flat look. But they can't offer a rebuttal until they finally swallow all of the pop tart. God damnit.

"I'm...just hungry." Nailed it. "And I ain't young enough to pull that off."

They think. Maybe. Nekane thinks they really need to figure out exactly how old they are one of these days. But more importantly-

"You've never seen a playground before?"
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[personal profile] opheliaafterdeath 2020-03-25 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
They can't focus on chewing and trying to elbow him at the same time so he wins. Yes, there is winning here, somehow.

"I can picture you falling off of shit easily." It's actually kind of adorable, although it probably could have turned out badly too. "Guess you and I went in different directions."

He climbed up things, they climbed under things. Kind of interesting to see where those preferences go.

Although they both have their reasons for both options.
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[personal profile] opheliaafterdeath 2020-03-25 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the exact opposite of them. After surviving all of that torture Nekane crawled into the dirt and refused to face the world for what felt like ages. They only came back out because someone else dug the detective out and basically dumped a bucket of cold water over them.

Stung, but it helped.

"Maybe try climbing the hotel. It's got a pretty good view." Although they're kidding about him climbing the hotel. Mainly because they're a terrible hypocrite and it'd scare them if he did.

"But yeah, maybe it can be. Or I could just hide under your bed and scare you again."

Don't think they didn't notice his reaction when he saw their arm.
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[personal profile] opheliaafterdeath 2020-03-25 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That just gets him another very flat look.

"Yeah, because your history of throwing shit at me has gone so well for you. Remember the spa?"

Because they sure do and still count it as a win. Sure, there's probably not a lot that Nekane could throw back at him from under the bed, but they'd damn well try.

"Or do you just not want me under there 'cuz there's shit you hide there that you don't want anyone to see?"

Now they're just being a shit.
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[personal profile] opheliaafterdeath 2020-03-25 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Using everything at my disposal isn't cheating, you're just a sore loser." And they're sticking to that. "And saying that ain't sneaky. I'll just make sure I have all of my eyes on you."

Even the ones they know are on their bones. Somehow. Probably metaphorically.

"Yeah, I moved it first so I didn't kick it accidentally. I ain't that much of a jackass. Still under your bed."

They know how much it means to him, after all. It'd be like dunking the photo of his family in water just because they didn't have enough elbow room or something equally stupid.
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[personal profile] opheliaafterdeath 2020-03-25 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
To that they just stick their tongue out at him. Still a sore loser and he can't change their mind.

God, they're both so stupid.

"Yeah but provided I don't give in to my own idiocy and get a hacksaw, at least these can be fixed." As much as it sucks but Nekane knows at least then they bring it on themself.

And they get started on eating said pop tarts again. "Kind of ironic you're asking a detective to hide your evidence of stealing shit. Planning on asking me to eat it again the next time you pull a crime?"
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[personal profile] opheliaafterdeath 2020-03-25 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
All of the points.

"You do know that if I'm a crooked cop that means I'll just steal your own shit for myself. Enjoy maybe having no clothing for two hours."

No honor among thieves, ect. But they wouldn't steal his important things anyway. Not much point in that and they're not so cruel.

Everything else though? They can and will.
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[personal profile] opheliaafterdeath 2020-03-25 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do you really want an answer to that?" Is their flat reply. Because yes, they have seen him naked multiple times. Yes, they don't mind having seen him naked.

But they'd also do it just to be a shit.

"Considering how well you can bullshit, that makes sense. What, you wanna try conning Hell itself?"

Why not?
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[personal profile] opheliaafterdeath 2020-03-25 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
The look they give him makes it clear they know he's totally dodging what they said. But moving on.

"Yeah, that does sound pretty badass." There's probably books written about it and thinking about Héctor doing it makes them snort. "Working your way to the top by conning all the other assholes out of work."

Sin list a mile long, but they're not saying that.
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[personal profile] opheliaafterdeath 2020-03-26 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone might get worried when they hear that giddy tone but not Nekane. If anything they look amused.

"Become the lord of Hell?" They muse. "Maybe we'll get some good fucking music down here finally if you do."

And less torture, probably. But more importantly, less shit music. They're really, really sick of Highway to Hell at this point.
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[personal profile] opheliaafterdeath 2020-03-27 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
The corners of their mouth twitch in amusement and Nekane snorts. Héctor, Lord of Hell. It absolutely does not sound intimidating at all.

"Thank fucking Christ." They sound a little dramatic but it's fine. "It'd be less of a shitshow anyway."

For many, many reasons. But now the pop tarts are done and they rub the back of their neck. There are parts of their back they still can't feel and their wings are as heavy as ever, but they do feel much better anyway.

It's nice.

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